What a kooky election year we're having.  A black man and a white woman running for the worst job in the world!  It's like a bad episode of Celebrity Apprentice.

And just to make sure we don't get bored with this never-ending race for the White House, it was announced this week that Democratic frontrunner Barak Obama is a distant cousin to Brad Pitt. 

Why didn't anybody catch the resemblance before...

Damn those cousins with their perfect abs!

And not to be outdone, Democratic co-frontrunner Hillary Clinton discovered her roots link her to none other than Angelina Jolie!....

Damn those cousins with their perfect.....everything!

It's a good thing they didn't do this for George W........

 Poor chimp.